I never watched the pony show but I really enjoy what you folks are doing with those horses these days. Just today, I saw an image of the yellow one smoking a bong and wearing a "nine inch nails" tee shirt.
is this true?
Like a rare and beautiful spirit...I hope to see it again
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”


old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)
People get so weird and reactionary about going to the gym. Benchpress biceps are not ideologically impure because they’re built on purpose, calm down.
A coworker I normally like keeps saying shit about how he wants to get stronger but he doesn’t want to be one of those iron-pumping jocks with their WORKOUTS and VANITY and how he wants to build muscle naturally from hard outdoor labor like a proper man… and I have to remind him that I’m one of those disgusting bourgeoise gymgoers. Like it’s fine dude. Our bodies are not instruments of morality. We shit with them.





